James’ Guide To Movies

James has awful taste in movies and/or TV. Really bad taste. He is proud to talk about it, but he shouldn’t be. Here are some of the movies he has talked about. The rating system is based on crumpets since James is Britsh in origin. 12 crumpets are worth checking out anyway, and 1 crumpet is just a sad ode to the Queen.

Here Are The Movies In Order Of Worst To Best:

Little Mermaid (2016) Rosie Mac – negative 10 weeks worth of crumpets….

Sisters (2015) Tina Fey, Amy Poehler – negative three crumpets

The House (2017) Will Ferrell, Amy Poehler – negative three crumpets

Ernest Goes To Africa (1997) Jim Varney – A Smidge Of A Crumpet

Men In Black III (2012) Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin – A Nibble Of A Crumpet

The Emoji Movie (2017) TJ Miller, Patrick Stewart – Three-Quarters Of A Crumpet

Girl’s Trip (2017) Regina Hall, Queen Latifah – 1 Crumpet

The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) Gene Hackman, Anjelica Houston, Ben Stiller – 1 Crumpet

The Green Inferno (2013)  Lorenza Izzo – 3 Crumpets

Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)  Jim Varney – 4 Crumpets

That’s My Boy (2012) Adam Sandler, Andy Sanberg – 4 Crumpets

A Monster Calls (2016) Sigourney Weaver, Liam Neeson – 5 Crumpets

The Simpsons Movie (2007) Dan Castellaneta – 6 Crumpets

Transformers The Last Knight (2017) Mark Wahlberg, Anthony Hopkins – 6 Crumpets

Get Hard (2015) Will Ferrell, Kevin Hart – 7 Crumpets

Sandy Wexler (2017) Adam Sandler, Jennifer Hudson – 8 Crumpets

Donnie Darko (2001) Jake Gyllenhaal – 9 Crumpets

The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected) (2017) Adam Sandler, Dustin Hoffman, Ben Stiller – 9 Crumpets

The Other Guys (2010) Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg – 9 Crumpets

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)  Chris HemsworthTom Hiddleston – 50 Crumpets